A'right, my lover?

Represents: I represents Devon
Name: Robert Kirkland, but call me Bert
Age: Tewnny-one
Gender: I'm a man
Birthday: I don't really have time ter remember things like that
Hair Color: Blond
Eye Color: Green (just like Iggy =D)
Height: Well, I'm not entirely sure, but I know I'm taller'n a lot of 'em... (By which he means other English counties)

Here's me flag:

An' my motto is 'auxilio divino', which is Latin for 'by divine aid'.

I'm really a farmer, so 'scuse if I go on about my farm. I'm warmer'n most places in the country, an' I really don' see what's funny about the name 'Plymouth Hoe' if I'm honest.

Here's a little ol' map of where I am just in case you're unfamilyer with our jography.

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I might finish this blurb another time, I have to go now.

Follow these links for more info on Devon:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Devon
https://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2234702696

I'm Egypt on the other forum.

"Eyup, love, glad ter see yer, damn yanks ever'where yer look,"

Love? *gasps* mommy's gay!?

Good t' see you too, Yorkshire. Owe be nackin' vore?

What's this youngster on about then?

"I be good, jus' ignore t' laddy, he's jus a crank, I gorra do summat abou' him fer t' good o' mankind," Eric replied, "An' yerself?"

Oh, I's good, ays.

Wha's he doin' round 'ere then? Grockle?

Eric snorted. "T' lad is too uneducated ter be a tourist, nah, he follows me aroun' and won' bugger off,"

*Laughs* My main guy is Massachusettes, but he dun' really pay much attention to me.

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I failed at the accent in this post, I'm sorry. XD

*stares at them, a blank smile on his face* God damn you two talk funny *laughs* ayand you're both snooty.

Yer're the one with the funny accent round here, m'lover.

M'Lover? *grins and pushes against him* Well if you want it that way, just ask, baby

*Eyes widen, steps away* What're you doing? I dun' swings that way!

Ehh? but you called me your lover *grins, leaning up to plant a kiss on him*

"He said nor, yeh bloody wanker," Eric snapped angrily, grapping the back of Ryan's shirt and throwing him on the floor. He picked up his spear, and grinned wickedly as he plunged the spear into his shoulder.

*Swallows, loosening collar* Thanks, Yorkshire.

*Cries out in pain, squirming, "S-Stop you fuckin' lunatic!! I was only playin' around!! He knows, right, Bert, you know i was just joshin', right?!"

That di'n't seem like you were pissin'round t'me.

"Oughta stab yer again, laddy," Eric said grinning and pulled the spear out of Ryan. Torturing New York really was one of his favourite hobbies.

*Scrambles to his feet and hides behind Devon, seeing as how he seemed nicer and more sane* I was I was, I swear!! NY is all about sexual harassment jokes, man!

*Frowns and steps away from NY* Yer'll be watchin' yerself, ace.

H-Hey c'mon man, i won't do anything..J-Just hide me from my mom *whimpers*

I dun' think tha's gonna happen.