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The Bitch That Will Shank Your Ass While Smoking A Blunt
Emily/Cali Wed Oct 07, 2009 1:48 am
Represents: Cali(fucking)forina
Name: Emily Jones
Age: 18
Gender: I have epic boobs and an amazing vagina.
Birthday: September 5 (1850)
Hair Color: Blue
Eye Color: Red (Contacts)
Height: 5'8
The Golden State
By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda.
Yo bitches! The name is Cali, but you can call me Emily. I smoke pot, am an advocate for gay rights/marriage, I'm an educated liberal. I know about the world around us. Piss me off and you'll get a fucking knife through your throat!
Daddy takes me to therapy once a week, sometimes twice a week or more. They say I have Multiple Personality Disorder. I think they are wrong.
I have a twin brother, his name is New York, and together we make up daddy's nipples. My best friend forever is like Nevada. I love him! Ooh and Uncle Australia is the sexiest man alive!
Love, Peace, and Drugs bitches~
Last edited by Emily/Cali on Wed Oct 07, 2009 1:50 am; edited 1 time in total
Emily/Cali- Posts : 37
Join date : 2009-10-04
Age : 32
Location : San Francisco
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Ryan/New York Wed Oct 07, 2009 1:49 am
We are the sexiest nipples ever.
Ryan/New York- Posts : 168
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Wylde/Nevada Wed Oct 07, 2009 1:52 am
Yo, what's up! *wraps his arm around her* We still on for the piercings, baby?
Wylde/Nevada- Posts : 81
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Age : 36
Location : Nevada -
Re: The Bitch That Will Shank Your Ass While Smoking A Blunt
Emily/Cali Wed Oct 07, 2009 1:57 am
New York: That we fucking are!
Nevada: Hell yeah! We're doing it in Vegas, baby!
Nevada: Hell yeah! We're doing it in Vegas, baby!
Emily/Cali- Posts : 37
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Wylde/Nevada Wed Oct 07, 2009 2:07 am
Damn fucking straight! *messes with his lip ring*
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Richard/Florida Wed Oct 07, 2009 11:10 pm
Hey sis.
Richard/Florida- Posts : 40
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Location : Florida
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Matthew Williams/Canada Thu Oct 08, 2009 11:07 am
A-ah...! -shakes, put's Cali on the list of people to stay away from-
Matthew Williams/Canada- Posts : 9
Join date : 2009-10-05
Age : 33
Location : Toronto
Re: The Bitch That Will Shank Your Ass While Smoking A Blunt
Emily/Cali Thu Oct 08, 2009 8:49 pm
@Florida: Hey dick.
@Canada: UNCLE MATTIE! *glomps him* Hi!
@Canada: UNCLE MATTIE! *glomps him* Hi!
Emily/Cali- Posts : 37
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Richard/Florida Sun Oct 11, 2009 5:22 pm
How've you been?
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