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Post  Emily/Cali on Wed Oct 07, 2009 1:48 am



Represents: Cali(fucking)forina
Name: Emily Jones
Age: 18
Gender: I have epic boobs and an amazing vagina.
Birthday: September 5 (1850)
Hair Color: Blue
Eye Color: Red (Contacts)
Height: 5'8


The Golden State

By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda.

Yo bitches! The name is Cali, but you can call me Emily. I smoke pot, am an advocate for gay rights/marriage, I'm an educated liberal. I know about the world around us. Piss me off and you'll get a fucking knife through your throat!

Daddy takes me to therapy once a week, sometimes twice a week or more. They say I have Multiple Personality Disorder. I think they are wrong.

I have a twin brother, his name is New York, and together we make up daddy's nipples. My best friend forever is like Nevada. I love him! Ooh and Uncle Australia is the sexiest man alive!

Love, Peace, and Drugs bitches~


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Post  Ryan/New York on Wed Oct 07, 2009 1:49 am

We are the sexiest nipples ever.
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Post  Wylde/Nevada on Wed Oct 07, 2009 1:52 am

Yo, what's up! *wraps his arm around her* We still on for the piercings, baby?
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Post  Emily/Cali on Wed Oct 07, 2009 1:57 am

New York: That we fucking are!

Nevada: Hell yeah! We're doing it in Vegas, baby!
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Post  Wylde/Nevada on Wed Oct 07, 2009 2:07 am

Damn fucking straight! *messes with his lip ring*
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Post  Richard/Florida on Wed Oct 07, 2009 11:10 pm

Hey sis.
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Post  Matthew Williams/Canada on Thu Oct 08, 2009 11:07 am

A-ah...! -shakes, put's Cali on the list of people to stay away from-
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Post  Emily/Cali on Thu Oct 08, 2009 8:49 pm

@Florida: Hey dick.

@Canada: UNCLE MATTIE! *glomps him* Hi!
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Post  Richard/Florida on Sun Oct 11, 2009 5:22 pm

How've you been?
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